Wednesday, September 24, 2008

Frankie Teng

Its a boy

Congrats art... Drinkin at gol mok gil...

Thursday, September 18, 2008

difference between this simon and gisele bundchen?





once is a Brazilian Supermodel...
the other is dating Tom Brady... ORALE!
i thought it was funny... anyways, cruised up to hollywood last night for a Skooby dog and then drinks with Simon ese at Lscorpos... Hollywood is actually kool on the weekdays... less people save the tourist taking pics in front of the chinese theatr... a true taste of la... also the hot dog at skooby is smaller than i remember... but the garlic was awesome...

What's the difference between God and an attorney?




god doesn't thnk he's an attorney....
ha... i didnt get to use the joke this past weekend. went to a wedding for annette's law school friends... it was cool, but i will say lawyers love the sound of their own voice... luckily the SC game was on in the hotel bar...

Wednesday, September 17, 2008

excitement...


work has been pretty stressful lately with the market in the tanks... but i did get great news today... i've always wanted to play at Pebble Beach... while i heard it's not the greatest course ever, for anyone into golf, there is so much history behind Pebble Beach... also, it's one of the only courses in the country that is actually public... how much is it to play there? $570 including the caddie fee... i know, it's insane... you know what's crazier? even at that price, it's hard to get a tee time.. can you believe it??? anyways, our CEO happens to be a member there. i casually mentioned that i always wanted to play there, but couldn't really afford to. the reason is, in order to reserve a time, you have to stay at the lodge for 2 nights which costs somewhere around $600-700 a night... anyways, he asks me if i wanted to have a time... he then proceeds to call somebody, and 30 seconds later, we have a time for 9:30am this coming sunday... i didnt even have time to think about it... sooooo this sunday, ill be at pebble =) now dave and i just have to find a cheap motel room in monterey... (see previous post on broner)... i told dave to bust out his nice duds... (he wears smedium - smaller than size medium)...

Friday, September 12, 2008

Nelson dirtied up his sheets...

Foo tried to say the dog peed in his bed... Don't worry nellie, its ok... We know ur woman is across the country. A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do.... Well as long as its not anything with w girls and a cup...

New ipizzle...

The newest member to our happy apple family... It looks pretty dope and the screen is bigger than I thought.

Wednesday, September 10, 2008

dave got a broner...



i always play golf w/ my buddy, dave. recently, he's been making quite a few comments regarding camilo villegas. "i'm starting to like camilo" "i really like his swing" "i like the way his hands work"... hmmm... now let's step back and assess the situation... could dave be bro-mancing camilo? for those who don't know camilo, besides tiger, is one of the only golfers on tour who is yoked and ripped... so this means 1) dave's got a broner for camilo or 2) dave models himself after camilo because he sees himself as similar. im not sure which one it is, but regardless, it's a funny thought... we'll see where it goes from here, but if dave start's wearing pink J Lindeberg belts and tighter shirts to the course, i'm gonna have to find a new golf partner...

Monday, September 8, 2008

At&t wireless SUCKS

We got a 3G wireless card at work for when I travel around to see clients. I have to say, that it has NEVER worked well, in fact I rarely get coverage period. This is the worst service EVER.... I am becoming all to familiar with "You have failed to acquire a network connection. This can be due to heavy network traffic if you are calling during the afternoon peak usage period". What a load of shit...

cry me a river or buy me a liver?



wow... the past 10 days have really taken a toll on me... i counted, and i've been drinking 7 out of the last 10 days... im going to need a new liver soon... that and im really starting to pack on the lbs. i think im up to 198 lbs... anyways, sunday became a rest day... wife and dog sleeping soundly... i decided to lay low, and watch some sunday golf and football... i dont know how football season is going to affect the alchohol consumption, but im going to have to figga something out...

the night never ends...




from the wedding, we went over to gol mok gil to meet up with annette's friends... more drinking and eating.... it was just too much for me, so i ended up passing out a bit from my chair in between bite of ramen/ hot dog/ kimchi.... i dont know what it was called, but it was pretty good... thank god for the wife, some times its nice to have someone drive you home...

the JUICE!!!


ok... so i was at a wedding, but don't have any wedding photos to show for it... so what... bob and susie will have plenty of photos... but do they have a pic with the juice? i know, its kinda fucked up, that he killed people and shit... but i was drunk and couldnt resist the opportunity... i came to learn that he was about be on his way to nevada for jury selection in his latest round of trouble... who knows, i may be the last person to take a pic with o.j. simpson before he's off to jail for the rest of his life... it was funny, he was still chillin with al cowlings... havin a drink... crazy... actually you know what was worse than me takin a pic? some slut from the wedding made her way from the reception over to oj, and was drinking with him... now that's bad... my pic with oj is me being fucked up, i just laugh when i see the pic of him.. her, i dont know what she was up to... probably one of the bitches that go for the "marry an inmate" program....

one more night....



oh god... another wedding, another day of drinking.... saturday night was bobby park and susie's wedding at the luxe hotel in bel air... funny, we came back from the mall at 2pm and realized the wedding was at 3pm. i actually got to bel air in 40 minutes from irvine... that was a lot of fast driving =)... anyways, after the ceremony i was looking forward to a drink... unfortunately so was bolo... he was basically out before dinner even started... i know this for a fact because i ended up eating some of his dinner...

queer eye....




i dont really have much fashion sense... metro-simon is my only fashion forward friend... i was shopping this weekend, since wife needed some wedding shoes... i think i need some new duds, because im getting so fat from all the drinking, my clothes simply don't fit at this point... anyways, i started looking at some shirts and ties and realized i have a peculiar affinty toward patterned ties with checkered or striped shirts... make me feel like lumberg in office space.. yeeeeeeahh.... ok.. some one punch me in the face if you ever see me wearing a blazer with gold buttons...

DOYERS DOYERS DOYERS!!!






wow... what a short week!!! friday came so quick, and it was time to get to a do-yer game... (that's how the true angelinos say it...) hahah... i was able to escape work a bit early. i picked up the wife and we met gene and carol in the parking lot. dodger stadium is the worst location for a ball park. hard to get in, hard to get out, no tailgaiting allowed. that didnt stop my though, from throwing down a 6-pack or so before the game. funny... we were there for a long time, but i don't remember all that much of the game except that we won 7-0.... f you d-backs, here we come!!!

rounding out the perfect weekend....






haha... here's a series of photos of annette when she was drunk....

anyways, i didnt take any pics on monday, because i was busy cooking... we rounded out the long weekend by throwing a bbq at the home... this one was for annette's friends. rosa's mom bought us 11 lbs of galbi. we went to zion market in irvine and got a bunch of other stuff... i figga'd that no one was really going to drink given that thurs, fri, sat, and sun were already alchohol days... but i was wrong.... we went through a lot of beer... i was so tired by monday night i was looking forward to going back to work.... hmm.. i well maybe not...

out of the frying pan....






sunday proved to be a very long day... from drinking at the golf course, i moved on to art's labor day bbq... i was lucky enough to get there in time to eat some carne asade/ pollo scraps... i couple of bees had been buzzing around the food, but there's no germs 45 secs in the microwave cant fix.... in a nutshell, the rest of the night went like this... bb guns, ruckus, ppl sleeping, and then drinking... as for the drinking, art is pretty creative... instead of let's drink, we played games like "if you have 2 eyes, take a shot"... or "if you have a belly button, take a shot".... you get what i mean....

golf... errr drinking @ industry hills




so after getting home at 5:30am the night before, i was somehow able to drag myself out of bed to get to the course the next day. well... its not that hard. annette tells me that golf is the only thing i can really get up for... anyways, we were supposed to play golf at industry hills for henry's birthday... but i should have known better... any outing planned by his friends marshall and phil are going to be more about drinking than anything else... all i know is that i dont know if you are supposed to bring a 1.5L jug of Johnnie Black on a golf course... I just figure if we are going to pay $100 to get wasted, why not just go to a bar? Well, anyways, I wasn't too bad, since on one big shot, I held the Johnnie in my mouth and spit out in the bushes... HAAAA!